snowball's chance in hell

Impossible, no chance, unlikely. Slim to none probability.

"Dude, you have a snowball's chance in hell to go out with that chick."

snowball's chance in hell by jukeboxshowdown May 13, 2005

Snowball's Chance In Hell

Where a guy tells his woman that she can give him a snowball kiss after he cums in her mouth, but instead he covers her mouth and punches her in the stomach to make her swallow, and then runs away.

Jenny is so mad, she wanted to snowball me, but I gave her a snowball's chance in hell instead.

Snowball's Chance In Hell by Fishing Monkey 13 April 24, 2021

Snowball's chance in hell

Something extremely unlikely to occur, and if it does it will only be transcient.

"That's a great idea to solve the political crisis in Mali. It seems adapted to the context, and is based on discussions with people. But, we are the United Nations, so good ideas have a snowball's chance in hell of surviving."

Snowball's chance in hell by Butch1975. July 31, 2023

A snowball's chance in hell 

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

A snowball's chance in hell by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012

A snowballs chance in hell

A phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.

(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)

Guy 1: I'm so guna hit that!
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.

A snowballs chance in hell by MG123 April 29, 2008

a snowballs chance in hell

The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun

"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"

a snowballs chance in hell by benjamin eric April 30, 2008