When one proceeds to duck tape their feet together and pour a line of coke into their ass before being thrown into a cage match with a group of feral coke addicted wolves who were forced to go cold Turkey just a week before
Last Saturday, Jeff bet Bob he couldn’t survive snow tubing since he has a long family history of drug addiction
Snowtubbing
Verb (Snowtub, Snowtubbing, Snowtubbed)
The act of bathing in a jacuzzi/hot tub in the middle of a winter night. Usually addressed when over nine inches of snow has fallen.
Bro 1: We've been sledding all day, and my hands are so colder than a witch's tit. I wanna go home.
Bro 2: Bro, no you don't.
Bro 1: Why not?
Bro 2: We're going back to by place. We're gonna go snowtubbing
Bro 1: You want me to call up the babes?
Bro 2: Hell yeah.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.