Snow Pansies 

Wimpy, adult Canadians who can't handle small - medium snow storms and feel obligated to take an entire day off work.

Dude, I can't believe no one showed up at work today. There's only a few inches of snow on the ground. What a bunch of Snow Pansies.

Snow Pansies by Jimmy Fatt February 22, 2011

Snow Panties 

An addition to winter gear for women which assures the vagina does not freeze in inclement weather. The female equivalent to the male's "long johns."

Dude! I totally saw that babe rockin' some snow panties! I bet she's got a warm vagina! Awesome!

I bought a pair of snow panties so my crotch doesn't ... clam up... when it gets so cold out.

Thank god I remembered my snow panties! If I had to wear his stanky stank long johns with the front penis fly I'd never sleep in this blizzard!

(as a pun)
Dude, I heard that chic is so frigid she's got the snow panties on in the summer brah. Stray away!

Snow Panties by The_dude_speaketh July 31, 2009