someone in the 5sos fandom who is usually racist, invalidates other fans and forces people to accept apologies for things they were not affected by. usually love meemaw but hate sierra for some reason.
they keep telling me that i have to accept ...'s apology, they're such sossies
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.