Snore job

Snore job: The only way a married man can get a blow job from his wife, ie: The Honeymoon is over

1. Man that woman can snore...she's going to suck the blankets off the bed..oh wait a minute- What baby? you say you want to give Big Poppa a "Snore job"

by Buford December 23, 2005

snort job

Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.

Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!

by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006

snort job

the sniffing of a penis

snort jobs are very much like blow jobs but instead of mouth penis, you put your nose to a penis

by alsjfksngkdnh May 25, 2009

Snorejob

When you are receiving a blow job and the person performing the blow job falls asleep in the process and begins to snore.

Matt: Nic, I heard that chick gave you a Blowjob?

Nic: Blowjob? That shit was a Snorejob. She fell asleep right when it got good!

by Matt - DrLawls October 5, 2008

snorejob

When both parties fall asleep during a blowjob and the penis stays hard from the vibrations created by snoring.

My girfriend gave me the best snorejob last night - she fell asleep while she was suckin' me but continued to suck my cock with her hardcore snoring.

by wonderwoman73 October 20, 2008