Snore job
1. Man that woman can snore...she's going to suck the blankets off the bed..oh wait a minute- What baby? you say you want to give Big Poppa a "Snore job"
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Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.
Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!
snort job by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006
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snort job by alsjfksngkdnh May 25, 2009
Snorejob
When you are receiving a blow job and the person performing the blow job falls asleep in the process and begins to snore.
Matt: Nic, I heard that chick gave you a Blowjob?
Nic: Blowjob? That shit was a Snorejob. She fell asleep right when it got good!
Nic: Blowjob? That shit was a Snorejob. She fell asleep right when it got good!
Snorejob by Matt - DrLawls October 5, 2008
snorejob
When both parties fall asleep during a blowjob and the penis stays hard from the vibrations created by snoring.
My girfriend gave me the best snorejob last night - she fell asleep while she was suckin' me but continued to suck my cock with her hardcore snoring.
snorejob by wonderwoman73 October 20, 2008
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.