Snore job
1. Man that woman can snore...she's going to suck the blankets off the bed..oh wait a minute- What baby? you say you want to give Big Poppa a "Snore job"
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snort job
Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.
Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!
snort job by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006
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Snore job • snort job • snore • snore fuck • snore bore • Snore Off • snore throat • snore whore • #snore • Snore-addicted
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snort job by alsjfksngkdnh May 25, 2009
Snorejob
When you are receiving a blow job and the person performing the blow job falls asleep in the process and begins to snore.
Matt: Nic, I heard that chick gave you a Blowjob?
Nic: Blowjob? That shit was a Snorejob. She fell asleep right when it got good!
Nic: Blowjob? That shit was a Snorejob. She fell asleep right when it got good!
Snorejob by Matt - DrLawls October 5, 2008
snorejob
When both parties fall asleep during a blowjob and the penis stays hard from the vibrations created by snoring.
My girfriend gave me the best snorejob last night - she fell asleep while she was suckin' me but continued to suck my cock with her hardcore snoring.
snorejob by wonderwoman73 October 20, 2008
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