Buford's definitions

slurry

What's expelled in the toliet after a long night of drinking buttwiper beer

Sorry, I used the towel to wipe the slurry off my back

by Buford December 28, 2005

Snore job

Snore job: The only way a married man can get a blow job from his wife, ie: The Honeymoon is over

1. Man that woman can snore...she's going to suck the blankets off the bed..oh wait a minute- What baby? you say you want to give Big Poppa a "Snore job"

by Buford December 23, 2005

dupee

Hershey kiss shaped turd that gets stuck (and hangs) from the long hairs around your asshole.

Not to be confused with a brand name of french fried onions put on the top of Green Bean Casserole(Durkee)- (Similar Smell) but not the same.

I think a squished a dupee between my cheeks-

Is that a toliet paper ball or a dupee?

by Buford December 23, 2005

PMS

Pre-Menstrual Sushi: Un-cooked red snapper rolled in toliet paper, wrapped with a cotton string for easy serving-Best when eaten on a Summers eve.

That Japanese restaraunt had great egg-rolls- But the PMS (Pre-Menstrual Sushi) and Wasabe sauce had the perfect mix of flavor and texture. Can I get a doggy bag?

by Buford December 28, 2005

gravel ski

To be drug down a gravel road, usually behind some sort of machine, such as a pickup. Sometimes people, but more often bikes, refrigerators, dryers, or shopping carts.

That hobo in the shopping cart sure could gravel ski!

by Buford November 12, 2003