Definitions by Buford

PMS 

Pre-Menstrual Sushi: Un-cooked red snapper rolled in toliet paper, wrapped with a cotton string for easy serving-Best when eaten on a Summers eve.

That Japanese restaraunt had great egg-rolls- But the PMS (Pre-Menstrual Sushi) and Wasabe sauce had the perfect mix of flavor and texture. Can I get a doggy bag?

PMS by Buford December 28, 2005

slurry 

What's expelled in the toliet after a long night of drinking buttwiper beer

Sorry, I used the towel to wipe the slurry off my back

slurry by Buford December 28, 2005

Snore job 

Snore job: The only way a married man can get a blow job from his wife, ie: The Honeymoon is over

1. Man that woman can snore...she's going to suck the blankets off the bed..oh wait a minute- What baby? you say you want to give Big Poppa a "Snore job"

Snore job by Buford December 23, 2005

dupee 

Hershey kiss shaped turd that gets stuck (and hangs) from the long hairs around your asshole.

Not to be confused with a brand name of french fried onions put on the top of Green Bean Casserole(Durkee)- (Similar Smell) but not the same.

I think a squished a dupee between my cheeks-

Is that a toliet paper ball or a dupee?

dupee by Buford December 23, 2005

gravel ski

To be drug down a gravel road, usually behind some sort of machine, such as a pickup. Sometimes people, but more often bikes, refrigerators, dryers, or shopping carts.

That hobo in the shopping cart sure could gravel ski!

gravel ski by Buford November 12, 2003