Sniggermelon

A person who eats watermelons and grape fruit filled with waffels with cream cheese, grape soda, fried chicken and koolaid. Usually ate in a cotton field somewhere near a KFC or on someones porch, usually in new orleans.

(To a black cop)- That sniggermelon over there is on my porch eating KFC and watermelons and a bunch of nigger shit.
Negro cop- Aight G. ima hop my monkey ass ova dar n check dat shit out... aaaight nigga.

Sniggermelon by little cesares pizza nigga November 28, 2009

Niggermelon

A watermelon, more specifically one that is either produced in the south or in the hands of a black man.

Colin: Did you hear the NFL is switching to green footballs?
Payton: Whys that?
Colin: Did you ever see a black man drop a Niggermelon?

Niggermelon by Downs0 April 2, 2009

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Sniggermelon • Niggermelon

Niggermelon

A measurement of joy, specifically the amount of happiness an African-American feels when presented with a single watermelon.

The child was so happy on Christmas morning he beamed a 3 niggermelon smile.

Niggermelon by UD_fan July 7, 2012

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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