Sniffle piffler 

To accumulate a cold due to sniffing an old wet fanny,

E.g

Chelsea "I wish paddy would stop sneezing!"
Mathew "it's his own fault for sniffing an old otters pocket!"

Kid "mummy why is that mans nose red??"
Mum "don't look at him honey,he's a sniffle piffler"

Sniffle piffler by Piecemyster June 16, 2011

snifflepiffles 

snifflepiffles is when someone (usually a man) sucks a ballsack like noodles into their mouth and plays with the sag using their tongue.

snifflepiffles is fun to do with friends!

snifflepiffles by FatassCurls April 5, 2019