Ronaldo: Wakey wakey, Mr. Snakey... *uses flash light to dilate pupils* Wave forms seem typical for a twelfth dimensional being of this size. *lifts the fake arm using his flashlight* Arms appear to be, vestigial.
Peedee: *holding camcorder* U-uh, Ronaldo? Is that, uh, one of the monster people you've been hunting?
A last name of most likely English background that will guarantee continuous ridicule and humiliation for many young teens whether on purpose or by accident.
"Haha - smell some?"
Sigh..."I really wish my last name wasn't Smelson."