A sneaky snowman is a sexual act that requires patience, skill, and a degree of tolerance for the cold. To perform a sneaky snowman, a man first inserts his erect penis into extremely cold water or a bucket of ice. Prolonged exposure can lead to frost-bite so caution must be used. The challenge is also to maintain an erection in spite of the cold. Once the penis has been sufficiently cooled, it should be inserted unexpectedly into a woman's vagina or anus. The unexpectedness of the act , and the accompanying sense of intense cold gives this sexual act its name.
Samantha mentioned to her friend Janet that her boyfriend Jack sneaked up behind her last night while she had just got out of the shower and gave her a sneaky snowman. She also mentioned that she found the experience "shockingly refreshing".
by CrepuscularMonty June 1, 2012
"See that hoe over there? I gave her the sneaky snowman and she tried to eat the carrot."
"Dude, that's a donkey."
"Dude, that's a donkey."
by goupy August 15, 2011