Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... Your theory... Is that they don't actually believe the ideas the promulgate... They are just saying it to reap the benefits the would accrue from holding those positions.... Wait...
Hym "Your theory... is that THEY are charlatans... Using the woke religion to get laid... THEY'RE the charlatans... HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHAAA! WOW! YOU HAVEN'T MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IN A WHILE! THEY don't actually have an opposition to your thing... They are just pretending to believe in God for money-Er No, the thing you said. They are just there to get laid and ruin your reputation. Ha! Ok. Alright. That's actually kind of funny. They are sneaky fuckers."
ahhh this one you don’t even wanna kno where THAT came from…but ill give the meaning anyway. It’s the only way for a straight girl to nail another girl. If youre having a 3some or even a 4some (if those exist but in todays society im sure they do) and while the “hot chick” so-to-speak is having fun doing her thing or w/e u nail her. But u be really sneaky about it. Therefore it doesn’t seem as though your not straight.