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National Steak and Blowjob Day 

The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.

However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.

National Steak and Blowjob Day 

truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year
I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?

No...what?

Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!

National Sneaky Link Day 

It's Sneaky Link day on the August 22nd.
“Who tryna be my sneaky link for National Sneaky Link day?”

National Speak With Images Day 

April 27th is national speak with imaged day where you spend all day speaking with images
Person A: *Sends Image*
Person B: why are you sending pictures?
Person A: *sends screenshot of "National Speak with Images Day"*

National Speak With Images Day 

April 27th is National Speak With Images Day

A day where instead of sending texts you send memes/images
Person a:"Tommorow is national speak with images day!"
Person b:"what's that?"
Person a:"instead of sending texts you send, memes, gifs, and images."

National Sneaky Link Day 

this is a day you admire your favorite body/ sneaky link since ppl can’t keep commitment to each other smh
jenny: girl guess who i’m finna post for national sneaky link day
nadia: it better not be marcus

jenny: he my favorite sneaky link of course ima post him