Snatch Burglar

A person who cock blocks someone for their own benefit, as apposed to stopping a friend from making a bad decision.

It may be used in many forms

---Verb
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.

by Snatch Burglar DELUX August 17, 2009

Snatch Burglar

Your best mate caught eating your girlfriends snatch.

Don't trust that bloke he is a notorious Snatch Burglar

by SIRKOALA December 1, 2022

snatchburglar

Someone who has a bad habit of stealing away ones girl or girlfriend.

Hey, Sean stole away another one of John's prospects, what a snatchburglar.

by nocanizzle January 14, 2008

snatchburglar

A hooligan. Typically of the teenage variety that will abduct, embezzle, or misappropriate any vagina he comes in contact with. A ruffian who steals women from other males. A Thug or a Vandal, whose other objectives include vagina.

Dude what happened to your girlfriend....??? Goddamn Snatchburglars.

by digitaldebris December 13, 2008

Snatchburglar

A hooligan. Typically of the teenage variety that will abduct, embezzle, or misappropriate any vagina he comes in contact with. A ruffian who steals women from other males.

Dude what happened to your girlfriend....??? Goddamn Snatchburglars.

by Digitaldebris December 14, 2008