snarger

a person who sniffs bicycle seats in women's gymnasiums

Trevor, Hugh and John aspired to be great snargers but they didn't have the credentials to get into the ladies gym

by Pelepo April 20, 2005

Snarger

A man who goes into a toilet straight after it’s been used by a woman; gets down on his knees; puts his nose to the toilet seat and inhales deeply the faint aroma of the woman’s sex

Hey, Jenny’s just finished in the toilet. I’m gonna head up and do a bit of snarging.

You dirty snarger!

by Sexocographer January 16, 2024

snarker

One who snarks. See snark: Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).

"That dude is a total snarker. He just sits in the back row and riffs on everyone who walks in."

by The mistress of snark April 15, 2010

Sparger

Spar-GER; the cheap, bitter, drain-cleaning-fluid-like substance contained within generic white cans and sold as lager at your local Spar. Essentially, it is carbonated tramp piss.

"I've only got £2 to get collins'ed on. Looks like I'd better buy a 12 pack of Sparger"

"He said it was Corona, but it literally took the skin from the inside of my mouth. I'm sure it was Sparger"

by MagickDio February 4, 2010

crack a snager

when one goes to guff and let's out little rabbit poos out there bottom!

yo man did you just crack a snager in the line at Poundland?

by IMBACKANDWHAT March 6, 2018

snarge

The residue smeared on an airplane after a bird/plane collision. The snarge is generally all that is left of the bird. Every day numerous samples are taken off of airplanes and sent in for DNA testing to help map out what kinds of birds are colliding with airplanes. Both the FFA and military have a vested interest in these results.

The DNA test on the snarge showed it was a pigeon.

by frick42 September 30, 2005

Snarter

A word used in Canada to define the exploits of gentlemen who snif the bicycle seats of ladies in the Summer.
This word was first used by a Canadian Officer during the Second World War. He was stationed at Bawdsey Manor in Suffok with my father, who was bemused when he used the word.

Old Bill would spend his Summer days snarting ladies warm bycicle seats on the streets of Toronto, making him a Snarter.

by Paolo22 May 13, 2018