Snap-on

Worst place on earth to work. Complete nazi sweatshop which uses Orwell's 1984 as an operations manual. Now chock full of poor bastard foreigners from Indian and China working 85- 100 hour work weeks doing the work of 4 former American workers else they be deported. Mind you don't use their restroom, take a break or god forbid actually take a lunch, or you will be on the boat to the unemployment line. It is, however a good place if you are a worthless prick shite for brains manager with low IQ and a gigantic arse, an alcohol addiction and a big house in Hudson and want to f* with people's lives.

Bruce, the son of a nazi war criminal, likes working at Snap-on. But for the rest of us it sucks worse that eating a fresh steaming dung beetle crawling pile lying in the jungle sun.

Snap-on by Gone-dee April 14, 2010

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A company that sells some of the most overpriced and overrated tools money can buy. Owners of Snap-On tools often justify the expense by reminding themselves of the lifetime tool replacement warranty, which of course some other companies such as Craftsman provide for much cheaper. But then your tools don't have the Snap-On logo.

Bob: Hey, Rob, check out my new Snap-On clicker torque wrench. I bought it for $400, and look! It comes with this cool plastic carrying case.

Rob: Really, I bought a Craftsman for $150.

Bob: I'll sell you the plastic Snap-On case for $250...

Rob: Deal!

snap-on by justahobo December 9, 2007

Snap-On

A dildo strictly constructed out of Lego (no megabloks).

Ouch, it feels like I just got out of prison cuzza my girlfriend's Snap-On.

Snap-On by Offrey J June 11, 2006

Snap-On

A brand of tools bought by tools.

John did jack shit in High School and thought trades would be the easy way out. Now he has monthly payments on a useless Snap-on toolbox that costs more than a year of community college.

Snap-On by Trytobe rational March 16, 2022

Snap-on

The tiny but powerful erection a mechanic get at the prospect of emptying their wallets on hugely overpriced status enhancing tools

I can't go to the wallet raping toolvan yet as the customers will see I've got a snap-on.

Snap-on by Baconplums October 5, 2022

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Possibly the most corrupt company on the planet. A victim (snap on franchise owner) will be inundated with thousands of dollars of unsellable inventory until they are forced out of business, losing their initial investment. Last but not least, snap on then ruins their credit. "snap on" then moves on to the next victim. Regional representatives are on the same level with mafia enforcers, only the mafia is a more honorable business than "snap on tools". Snap on franchise fraud. Their moto used to be "made in the USA",now tools are outsourced to foreign countries. Less expensive to produce ,however, retail prices increase. Who really suffers in the end? The tool purchaser themselves.
Do yourself a favor buy CRAFTSMAN.

Snap on tool dealer: Hey, would you like to finance some of my debt today by purchasing this hammer?
Autotech: No way, I buy CRAFTSMAN.

snap on by Nelag May 27, 2006

Snap On 

Brand of Tools

If you own a Snap On brand screw driver, u can be sure the tip wont get chewed for yonks.

Snap On by w00x January 8, 2004