Step One: moisten penis with mouth
Step Two: dip penis in pop rocks
Step Three: sip on soda of your choice and hold some in mouth
Step Four: perform felatio
repeat as necessary
Step Two: dip penis in pop rocks
Step Three: sip on soda of your choice and hold some in mouth
Step Four: perform felatio
repeat as necessary
"We went through a industrial size pack of pop rocks last night playing Snap Crackle Cock."
"Hey baby wanna snap crackle this Cock!!"
"Hey baby wanna snap crackle this Cock!!"
by Lentastic January 15, 2010
When somebody sits on the john and begins with some snaps, crackles, and finally some poop. The sound is similar to that familiar breakfast cereal we all know, but after the snap and crackle you get poop instead of pop (the poop is usually preceded by a grunt and followed by a sigh).
I walked into the bathroom at work and thought somebody was eating rice krispy's, but then I realized it was just a snap crackle poop.
by Mosh1200 June 2, 2012
Three gay cereal box characters that are clinically depressed because they don't represent a better tasting cereal.
Jesus Christ Pop, couldn't you score us a better marketing gig. You def won't be getting any action from Crackle or I, since we are so depressed we are unable to sustain an election. Snap- Crackle-Pop cereal is a terrible tasting
Fuck this cereal tastes like suicide; so bland and ricey I bet Snap-Crackle-Pop died long ago from depression.
The only way to make this cereal represented by Snap, Crackle and Pop delicious...is to have Marshmallow Man blow his sticky load into the box and let that shit dry into little square treats.
Fuck this cereal tastes like suicide; so bland and ricey I bet Snap-Crackle-Pop died long ago from depression.
The only way to make this cereal represented by Snap, Crackle and Pop delicious...is to have Marshmallow Man blow his sticky load into the box and let that shit dry into little square treats.
by Snuggle Piss October 27, 2016
The famous saying associated with the three small characters from Rice Crispies(R). Also, putting pop rocks on the tip of a condom then inserting it into the woman's vagina, this can be a real crowd pleaser. The pleasure will be very intense as will the climax, it will tickle her vagina. You can hear the snap and crackle but trust me she will feel the pop, that is when her clit pops from so much pleasure!
by Vince March 22, 2003
Mild exclamation generally used to express disappointment, surprise or excitement. Used in place of the oft-used term "snap" in order to establish one's difference from the norm (i.e, their individuality).
by Somnambulizt May 25, 2007
This move can only be performed by a serious stud. The girl you are doing needs to be completely mesmerized that she doesn't even know what's going on. Then you carefully slide your dick out and in her vagina you shove a condom full of fireworks. Light those babies before she realizes and you my friend will have performed the snap crackle vagina.
Just as Cindy thought Johnny was about to say I love you, he shoved a condom full of fireworks into her vagina, and lit them up.
"Haha bitch yo ass has just experienced the snap crackle vagina"
"Haha bitch yo ass has just experienced the snap crackle vagina"
by coolcat456 January 21, 2009
Dude 1: *coughing hysterically* Shit, man!!
Dude 2: Damn bruh, you really hit that snap crackle pop!!
Dude 2: Damn bruh, you really hit that snap crackle pop!!
by blonde.babe April 18, 2018