Snap-Crackle-Pop 

Three gay cereal box characters that are clinically depressed because they don't represent a better tasting cereal.

Jesus Christ Pop, couldn't you score us a better marketing gig. You def won't be getting any action from Crackle or I, since we are so depressed we are unable to sustain an election. Snap- Crackle-Pop cereal is a terrible tasting

Fuck this cereal tastes like suicide; so bland and ricey I bet Snap-Crackle-Pop died long ago from depression.

The only way to make this cereal represented by Snap, Crackle and Pop delicious...is to have Marshmallow Man blow his sticky load into the box and let that shit dry into little square treats.

Snap-Crackle-Pop by Snuggle Piss October 27, 2016

Snap-crackle-pop 

Mild exclamation generally used to express disappointment, surprise or excitement. Used in place of the oft-used term "snap" in order to establish one's difference from the norm (i.e, their individuality).

Person A: My car just died.
Person B: Oh, snap-crackle-pop, that sucks.

Snap-crackle-pop by Somnambulizt June 12, 2007

Snap Crackle Pop 

A bong rip with marijuana, tobacco, and wax.

Dude 1: *coughing hysterically* Shit, man!!
Dude 2: Damn bruh, you really hit that snap crackle pop!!

Snap Crackle Pop by blonde.babe April 18, 2018

snap crackle pop 

You got served ohhhhhh

Jimmy said your gay! You say, snap crackle pop!

snap crackle pop by Adam RG December 9, 2005

Snap Crackle Pop 

When your girl finally agrees to let you in the butt after a grueling quest to convince her and you go so fast before she changes her mind that you jam it in without lube and bend your dick in half, causing a hospital visit and very uncomfortable conversation with the doctor.

Well doctor, you see, Trudie finally agreed to the butt and I went so fast that I forgot the lube and...snap crackle pop...here I am.

Snap Crackle Pop by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019

Oh snap crackle pop

An expression used to show surprise

"OH SNAP CRACKLE POP OH NO SHE DIDN'T"

Oh snap crackle pop by Feminist_Unicorn666 May 21, 2018

snap crackle and pop 

A term used when something, generally,in a face paced enviroment, goes wrong repeatedly.

The tea overflowed, while her back was turned, as she acknowledged the mess, along with other chaotic mishaps, She exclaimed, Oh...
snap crackle and pop!

snap crackle and pop by twicefriedpotatoes December 11, 2016