The absolute closest you can get to the fround without cutting the buttons off of your uniform. The place to be during a mortar attack, haji drive-by, grenade attack, or ambush.
by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

by MJ and OTL January 22, 2004

a boa ingests 4 blind mice and a 4.2 lb. chicken and produces a whole lot of snake shit ( usually stinks)
by adskfjadfkjasdkflj December 17, 2007

That guy at the taco stand told me he was Jordan from 80's bubblegum pop band "New Kids on the Block". He is a lying sack of Siberian snake shit.
by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

by FLAMINGEPICNUKEFAIL November 15, 2016

by happytexter68 February 3, 2010

Person 1: "Dude, the only thing Lenny added to the presentation was stupid transition effects."
Person 2: "I know, talk about a snake that shits perfect rats."
Person 2: "I know, talk about a snake that shits perfect rats."
by Johnrad March 22, 2022
