turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus. 2. a homosexual man. 3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

bbd

Harmonixing soulsters "Bell, Biv, Devoe"

the song "that girl is poison" is by BBD

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

shitheel

1. An obnoxious stupid person who is totally unaware that others are disgusted by them. 2. Someone who is unaware they have excrement on their shoes or feet.

My neighbor's kid is a worthless shitheel who can't even drive a lawnmower in a straight line.

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

cornchute

A rectum, butthole, asshole, etc.

I'm going to church to tear that mouthy reverend a new cornchute. That kid from down the street tried to go up my sister's cornchute, I'm gonna break his jaw with a tire iron!

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

crazy bread

1. Breadsticks with butter and lots of Parmesan cheese made at the now defunct Little Ceaser's Pizza restaurants. 2. A smelly vagina.

That bitch Doreen from the pizza place has the crazy bread, both kinds.

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

peehole

1. The opening through which urine is discharged in the male or female genitals. 2. Anyplace where urinating is occuring.

I went to the peehole to drain the lizard Robert Mapplethorpe liked to put things up his peehole.

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

taco weed

Brown, low grade marijuana grown in Mexico.

That sonafabitch charged me seventy bucks for a quarter of dried up taco weed.

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006