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Snake Dick 

When one person has a boner and slaps his friend in the face brutally with the dick while semen is on the tip. The semen acting as the snake venom, and the dick acting as a snake
Man! I just snake dicked Richard Sherman so perfectly!
Snake Dick by Gman0371 May 7, 2018

Snake dick 

When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.
Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy
Snake dick by dicktionary man January 19, 2018

Snake Dick 

A soft penis that is the average size of a snake
Dayum bro U got Snake Dick
Snake Dick by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

Wild dick snake 

Basically how Uncle Edward was born

His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!

dick-eating snake 

A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.
Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"

Shake Dick 

Got Into an argument with this kid told him to shake dick
Shake Dick by Your MoTher6969 January 27, 2022
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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