Snack Captain

The person on he road trip in charge of snacks

Ellen is the best snack captain, she packed subs for lunch, almonds, and ice tea.

by JulieDonair July 15, 2022

Snack Captain

The person in the relationship who thinks they’re the better snack buyer, but usually a person who uses this term selfishly is not.

I.E “I am the snack captain and pretzels are a good snack.”
Also
“You’re just mad you’re not the snack captain because you like candy.”

by Ewa WooWa December 27, 2022

CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE

A MAN OR WOMAN OF HIGH AUTHORITY SMACK DOWN THAT NO GOOD HOE!!!

YO IM CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE.. GET UR ASS IN LINE!

by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009

Captain Sack Sparrow

A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.

Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.

by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023

Captain Apple Sack

A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.

Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”

Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”

by Big Fizz October 7, 2009