Snack Captain
Snack Captain by JulieDonair July 15, 2022
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Snack Captain
The person in the relationship who thinks they’re the better snack buyer, but usually a person who uses this term selfishly is not.
I.E “I am the snack captain and pretzels are a good snack.”
Also
“You’re just mad you’re not the snack captain because you like candy.”
Also
“You’re just mad you’re not the snack captain because you like candy.”
Snack Captain by Ewa WooWa December 27, 2022
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Captain Sack Sparrow
A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.
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Captain Apple Sack
A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.
Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”
Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”
Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”
Captain Apple Sack by Big Fizz October 7, 2009
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.