Smurkism

Kinda related to autism. Requires diagnosis from a wakie professional. Symptoms include listening to rodwave, fighting with yourself, believing that Victoria is a bhad bitch, sending ass pics to your homies. If you believe your day ones have symptoms talk to a wakie professional immediately!!!

What’s good opti, doc told me I got smurkism today im depressed….

Smurkism by President Smurk April 22, 2025

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Smurkish

Shady, fucked up just like Shady Buisness

Like if a bitch tell yo buisness and was supposed to be yo homegirl datz Smurkish

Smurkish by lil 2900 May 13, 2005

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Smurkism • smurfism • Smurkish

smurfism

racism towards blue people.

I feel smurfism towards the blue characters in the new feature film Avatar.

smurfism by EGSqueegy February 15, 2010

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Smurfism

When you take too many steroids and your skin and body hair starts turning blue. You cannot reverse this smurfy effect. What I'm trying to say is . . . DONT DO STEROIDS KIDS IT CAUSES CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate to break it to you. But you have smurfism.

Smurfism by therealRavenWing November 9, 2018

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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