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racism towards blue people.

I feel smurfism towards the blue characters in the new feature film Avatar.

smurfism by EGSqueegy February 15, 2010

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Smurfism

When you take too many steroids and your skin and body hair starts turning blue. You cannot reverse this smurfy effect. What I'm trying to say is . . . DONT DO STEROIDS KIDS IT CAUSES CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate to break it to you. But you have smurfism.

Smurfism by therealRavenWing November 9, 2018

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Smurfish Delight

An act performed in the art of the sixty-ninth discipline: This is when a man recieves a blumpkin while eating a blue waffle.

My day just doesn't go right if I don't start off with some smurfish delight.

Smurfish Delight by camelj9259 March 29, 2011

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smurfish

The feeling after taking mushrooms. The feeling of living in the land of the smurfish.

After taking some mushrooms, she was feeling a little smurfish.

smurfish by ASmurf December 13, 2007

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smurfis

A guy often named Alexander Andersson. a sheep have hit him and he is begins to change skin color to blue.

Smurfis the litter bastard

smurfis by You have gay November 29, 2017

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Smurkism

Kinda related to autism. Requires diagnosis from a wakie professional. Symptoms include listening to rodwave, fighting with yourself, believing that Victoria is a bhad bitch, sending ass pics to your homies. If you believe your day ones have symptoms talk to a wakie professional immediately!!!

What’s good opti, doc told me I got smurkism today im depressed….

Smurkism by President Smurk April 22, 2025

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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