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When you take too many steroids and your skin and body hair starts turning blue. You cannot reverse this smurfy effect. What I'm trying to say is . . . DONT DO STEROIDS KIDS IT CAUSES CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate to break it to you. But you have smurfism.
Smurfism by therealRavenWing November 9, 2018
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Smurfish Delight 

An act performed in the art of the sixty-ninth discipline: This is when a man recieves a blumpkin while eating a blue waffle.
My day just doesn't go right if I don't start off with some smurfish delight.
Smurfish Delight by camelj9259 March 29, 2011

smurfish 

The feeling after taking mushrooms. The feeling of living in the land of the smurfish.
After taking some mushrooms, she was feeling a little smurfish.
smurfish by ASmurf December 13, 2007
A guy often named Alexander Andersson. a sheep have hit him and he is begins to change skin color to blue.
Smurfis the litter bastard
smurfis by You have gay November 29, 2017

Smurkism 

Kinda related to autism. Requires diagnosis from a wakie professional. Symptoms include listening to rodwave, fighting with yourself, believing that Victoria is a bhad bitch, sending ass pics to your homies. If you believe your day ones have symptoms talk to a wakie professional immediately!!!
What’s good opti, doc told me I got smurkism today im depressed….
Smurkism by President Smurk April 22, 2025