Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.

Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.

Smurf Smuggling by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010

smuggling a smurf 

to have a small penis and can't get laid therefore the blue coloration of the penis and testicles

My friend is smuggling a smurf, maybe that's why he doesn't get any play from the ladies.

smuggling a smurf by ichithekiller February 8, 2010