Definitions by ichithekiller

dame bamaged 

when a woman fucks up your head similar to brain damage

my friend Joe got dame bamaged by a lesbo

dame bamaged by ichithekiller March 17, 2010

smuggling a smurf 

to have a small penis and can't get laid therefore the blue coloration of the penis and testicles

My friend is smuggling a smurf, maybe that's why he doesn't get any play from the ladies.

smuggling a smurf by ichithekiller February 8, 2010