dame bamaged

when a woman fucks up your head similar to brain damage
my friend Joe got dame bamaged by a lesbo
by ichithekiller March 17, 2010
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smuggling a smurf

to have a small penis and can't get laid therefore the blue coloration of the penis and testicles
My friend is smuggling a smurf, maybe that's why he doesn't get any play from the ladies.
by ichithekiller February 08, 2010
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