Smurf Kick 

Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.

Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--

Girl *QQ*

Smurf Kick by SquishyNinja November 21, 2010

smurf-kick 

The action of flicking someone in the genitals. It is believed that it is the equivalent of getting kicked by a smurf.

"Ethan exposed himself and then was swiftly smurf-kicked."

"I can't believe that random passerby just smurf-kicked me!"
"You mean he flicked you in the junk?"
"Yeah."

smurf-kick by swosuthefocusisyou February 9, 2009

Smurflicker 

Anyone who subscribes to the concept of "blue lives matter."

Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!

Smurflicker by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020

Smurfdick

When you’ve been drinking blue food colouring laced alcoholic beverages all night, and you suck your boyfriends cock short thereafter and he wakes up in the morning with a blue peen.

I sucked my mans cock last night after my food colouring laced beverage ... he woke up with a big ol’ smurfdick !

Smurfdick by StickyNicky87 February 17, 2018

smurfdick

When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.

Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!

smurfdick by Detective O'Gurkis May 22, 2006

smurfdick

When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.

Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!

smurfdick by Detective O'Gurkis May 25, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019