Smunch

when you squish and go full happy mode by turning into a blanket burrito

finna go smunch

by RealSlimNoodle December 25, 2019

Smunch

(n.) Smunch: a form of punishment from consisting of placing a sandwich to someones ear and punching them as hard as possible.

(v.) To Smunch: The act of smunching.

1. Smunch is a punishment associated with Rubs Law

James "Graham was being a doushe in class so Jake went to Smunch him!"

by Rubbage September 5, 2012

smunch

Saturday morning brunch, generally taken around 10:30am at an excellent local dining establishment.

I got pretty hammered at the club on Friday, but smunch totally cured my hangover!

by Smunchy Smuncherson July 11, 2009

smunch

Smoking pot on your lunch break....SMoke lUNCH, get it?

This is the "meal" between smeakfast & sminner

I went home for a smunch and came back to work really relaxed and ready to......wait, what was i saying?

by ihatemetzgar December 23, 2009

Smunch

The combo of smash and crunch.

In Star Trek with Captain Kirk those fake rocks should have smunched them instead of bouncing off.

by BunnySlippersox May 26, 2014

smunch

To eat vagina, munch the carpet, falatia. Performing oral sex on a vagina.

Carlita wouldn't let me smash last night so I smunched instead.

by DNirro January 18, 2009

smunch

the sexual act of a woman riding a man to orgasm. Then while still straddling him post coitus, takes their collective juices in hand and smears the fluids across her forehead. To complete the activity, she headbutts him in the face with everything she has, hopefully knocking him out cold.

Raechel hit him with the smunch. he looks like he caught a baseball bat to the face, but he said it was totally worth it.

by ummmnooo December 5, 2014