Smuckers Fuckers
Smuckers Fuckers by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
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Smucker Fucker
A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Smucker Fucker by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
Smucker Fucker
1)when a girl puts peanut butter, on a dudes penis, giving him the longest and hardest bj ever.
2) also the female may put peanut butter on an object or animal parts, or even on oneself ending in a sexually act.
2) also the female may put peanut butter on an object or animal parts, or even on oneself ending in a sexually act.
on facebook:
bliz: "this is peanut butter girl"
donnie: "yea lol she ugly as my bros dog smangers"
bliz: "lol back in highschool i was close to hitting it glad i didnt"
Donnie: "yea but peanut butter is awesome easy smangers"
bliz: "lol shes a smucker fucker"
Donnie: "hahahahahaha OMMGGGGG
hahahahaha
i may have to wake everyone up for that
hahahahaha"
bliz: "this is peanut butter girl"
donnie: "yea lol she ugly as my bros dog smangers"
bliz: "lol back in highschool i was close to hitting it glad i didnt"
Donnie: "yea but peanut butter is awesome easy smangers"
bliz: "lol shes a smucker fucker"
Donnie: "hahahahahaha OMMGGGGG
hahahahaha
i may have to wake everyone up for that
hahahahaha"
Smucker Fucker by Bliz and Donnie October 10, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable