Smooshy Face

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A person, usually a male, who has a fresh shaven head resembling a squashed tomato. It is often hard to describe but obvious when seen, described only as being 'smooshy' and 'smooshy face' because for some reason the word face and not head comes to mind.
OR
A really short distance from the shaven scalp from a person's eyes a.k.a having a short forehead.

Chris! You got a new haircut! You're so smooshy! You have got a smooshy face!

Smooshy Face by Smooshface June 1, 2009

Words you can keep

Smoochy Face

A Smoochy Face is something a dog gets after sleeping pressed up against a pillow or smooshed under covers for a long nap. When they wake up their face hair stays all smooshed up in funny directions, hence Smoochy Face.

Oh my gosh Milo, look at your face - you have such Smoochy Face after that long nap!

Smoochy Face by Mystwarien May 28, 2021

Related Words

Smooshy Face • Smoochy Face • The Smoosh Face • smooshy • Smooshy Cookie • smooshy-mushy • Smooshy redie • Smooshy Smoosh • smoosh • smoothy

The Smoosh Face

The act of tucking your chin towards your chest, as to create as many chins as possible, while grinning as big as you can. Your eyes preferrably half open... Used to express emotions non-verbally after someone compliments you.

Andrew- "Wow Chris great job making dinner, man"
Chris- *The Smoosh Face*

The Smoosh Face by andygforizzy June 14, 2011

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026