Smoosh Flag Share definition Flag Rhymes with douche bag, but twice as douchey. Used in places where the use of douche bag may not be appropriate. I'm thinking of a phrase, 2 words that rhyme with Smoosh Flag... Oh, you mean douche bag?! Smoosh Flag by wyobilly307 May 3, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Smoosh Flag mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch