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I want to take my smooks on a date.

My smooks is my favorite person.
Smooks by anonymous March 27, 2024
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I want to take my smooks on a date.

My smooks is my favorite person.
Smooks by anonymous March 27, 2024

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.
John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes
smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016
a smug look = smook
dwight schrute gives the camera a smook at least once an episode on "the office".
smook by wesleywhatwhat October 2, 2010
'sBOOKs' stand for 'electronic short Books'.

The 'electronic short book' is the digital short version online of the printed full version or the digital full version online, the 'eBOOK'.
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For example the Advert: See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it! sBOOKs Online! by Barbara Gauss
sBOOKs by Barbara Gauss October 27, 2005

Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.
My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.
Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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