Smokers is the area located beside Rosedale School of the Arts where students go to smoke weed, and do numerous drugs. it can be accessed through a hole in the fence that leads about 2 feet of the property.
"hey man i just got like 3 grams of weed"
"fuck yeah lets go to smokers. I have a math test next and i want to be so high that i don't know what 2+2 is"
A tree located in Eugene, OR at sheldonhighschool called the "Smokers Tree". Over the years it has become place where all the stoner kids gather before, after, and in between classes to socialize and enjoy a cigg or two.
the speed stoners tend to go when driving, thirty miles per hour. most of the time the stoners don't realize how slow they are going, and a po po may catch them easily.
"Hey man, look at those pot heads boxin it up in that car"
"Yeah, they gonna get caught too if they don't stop goin a smokers 30"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!