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smoke me broke
Mandi: hey are you still fucking that dude?
Chelsea: No I had to ditch him - he was trying to smoke me broke
Chelsea: No I had to ditch him - he was trying to smoke me broke
smoke me broke by ilovelamp2 April 24, 2015
Related Words
smoke me out
smoke me out by ImSo0oCo0ol May 27, 2010
smoke me up
smoke me up by Angela aka NG November 29, 2006
Smoke Me Out
Example 1
Guy 1: Hey man... I need to smoke some weed.
Guy 2: Alright, you got some money?
Guy 1: Nahhh, can you smoke me out?
Guy 2: Of course, I got you!
Example 2
Guy 1: Hey, I got some weed bro.
Guy 2: Ayeeee! Smoke me out!!!
Guy 1: Hey man... I need to smoke some weed.
Guy 2: Alright, you got some money?
Guy 1: Nahhh, can you smoke me out?
Guy 2: Of course, I got you!
Example 2
Guy 1: Hey, I got some weed bro.
Guy 2: Ayeeee! Smoke me out!!!
Smoke Me Out by DankMastrr December 12, 2010
Smoke Me Off
An insult similar to suck me off but with decorative variation and added humour that makes it sound better.
Smoke Me Off by felixg123 January 12, 2011
Smoke me up
Used to ask someone for (or to return) a favor. Deriving from weed culture for when someone lets you smoke their weed with them for free, is now often used to ask for any kind of favor.
Bro, I’m fuckin broke until I get paid next Friday. Could you smoke me up on a couple beers tonight? I’ll for sure get you back next weekend.
Smoke me up by Legalizeitall666 June 20, 2018
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"