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A retired police officer or a cop that rides a desk.

Or Can also be your pet pig just hanging out on a couch.
That sofa pig thinks he can still arrest people.

Or look at my fat sofa pig hee likes the choch alot
by Smoke rabbit March 20, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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