Smithonic

A nerdy drunk girl who spends all week eating crappy shit while she spends hour paging through O chem, only to go out on the weekends and clog toilets at parties

Whats that smell?
Some one must of invited a smithonic

Smithonic by toomuchblush March 26, 2007

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smithwick

n. a beer that is made in ireland. a red and full beer. delicious

i love me some smithwicks!!! its great!!!

smithwick by what a dirty January 13, 2009

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smithwicking

smithwicking is when a person repeats a statement in a louder more charismatic way. It has been described as instant plagiarism in real life.

George is known for smithwicking people's jokes. This makes introverted comedians sad.

smithwicking by WES!EY March 29, 2014

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Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.

Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

Smithsonian fender bender by CJN2302 March 15, 2019