Smithonic

A nerdy drunk girl who spends all week eating crappy shit while she spends hour paging through O chem, only to go out on the weekends and clog toilets at parties

Whats that smell?
Some one must of invited a smithonic

by toomuchblush March 26, 2007

smithwick

n. a beer that is made in ireland. a red and full beer. delicious

i love me some smithwicks!!! its great!!!

by what a dirty January 13, 2009

smithwicking

smithwicking is when a person repeats a statement in a louder more charismatic way. It has been described as instant plagiarism in real life.

George is known for smithwicking people's jokes. This makes introverted comedians sad.

by WES!EY March 29, 2014

Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.

Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

by CJN2302 March 15, 2019

Smithsonian

The armenian founder of the Smithsonian Institute and the block of Museums in Washington D.C.

I'm going to the Smithsonian

by Sherman February 9, 2005

Smithsonian Jackhammer

Fingerblasting the pussy till she is seeing stars

Did you see Kenny drop the Smithsonian Jackhammer on Brittany last night? She was moaning like a wolf

by KinkySlamDaddy August 4, 2020

archer smithwick

a guy with a massive veiny dick, huge testicles and wants to fuck the shit out of amelia’s little tight camel toe, and her amazing ass

you are an archer smithwick

by oakjz August 6, 2023