Smiley Talk

One who types in all capitol letters, and no one can understand a word, except the smiley posting the content.
Must have decoder ring and booklet to read their posting (which is on back order)

"SMILEY TALK" WHERE ARE ARE FRIENDS. WHO ARE ALL OF YOU THIS TIME NO ONE WIL SAY WHAT YOU SAID IT WILL BE THAT IT IS.

Smiley Talk by SMILEY.ONE January 12, 2011

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talk less smile more

when someone is talking too much instead of smiling

I don't know how to use talk less smile more in a sentence.

talk less smile more by creamycheezz April 10, 2020

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smile talker

an individual who has a smile on their face when they speak or talk.

Barack Obama can be a bit of a smile talker at times.

smile talker by yimmyhall January 12, 2014

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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