Smile Water

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Payment for a bottle of water or food while standing in line waiting to vote. Sales of water & food are in kind for a smile.

It was hot standing in line for 8 hours waiting to vote, but thankfully a nice woman sold me a bottle of smile water.

Smile Water by ANW2 March 26, 2021

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water cooler smile

A forced smile. The water cooler is stereotypically the place in the office where people gather to make small talk. Given the fact that most people hate their coworkers or just don’t want to be around them, you're left with the water cooler smile.

Oh my god Tracy, look at how bad my grad photos turned out!

"Oh man, that water cooler smile tho!"

water cooler smile by hecking log November 17, 2017

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Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

When you put the Super Idol lyrics to English using the Google translate.
Then you're probably as twice as bored.

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh March 9, 2022

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watery smile

A watery smile is when someone’s smile is weak and not really a smile. It’s just an action to show no emotion or hurt. Also known as a sad smile

She gave him a watery smile.

watery smile by anonymous.freebird June 25, 2018

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Waterfall smile

A smile denoting pure bliss and an overflow of happiness and emotion. Often refers to intense happiness related to love for another.

She walked away, looking back with a waterfall smile.

Waterfall smile by Callas December 12, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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