The name for a weird old guy who frequents cafés, talks at the staff in generally contradictory ways, and somehow thinks he's friends of said staff. A general nuisance.
"salutons my main man how was your shift?"
#shit, smermy mervin came in and smerved all over the place, wouldn't stfu, and didn't fuck off for ages"
#shit, smermy mervin came in and smerved all over the place, wouldn't stfu, and didn't fuck off for ages"
by Thomaz jarkerz December 1, 2017
Get the Smermy mervinmug.