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Smelly Fuck

a very smell individual who cannot figure out why he has been given this obscene alias
Sean A.K.A. smelly fuck.
Smelly Fuck by Ih8sean April 30, 2004

Smelly Fuck

A smelly fuck involves not only that particular type of vagina that is possessed of an extremely strong musk but also that penis which is shaped correctly with the proper length and girth. Most importantly is the size of the penis head, which must be large enough to pull the smelliest musk from deep within the vagina near the cervix. Once this has been pulled from the vagina this then becomes splattered upon the buttocks and thighs especially in the rear entry position. As this begins to build the classic smelly fuck presents itself to your waiting nostrils. While the smell is particularly strong in darker skinned females it is most pleasant and usually results in a stronger erection as well as a more plentiful ejaculate.
When dating an african american woman a large penis carrying male soon discovers that the aroma from an extended and very active copulation session is unmatched in intensity and volume and as such is classified as a smelly fuck.

smell fuck 

smelling or sniffing the vagina or anus area.
I have AIDS so let's just smell fuck
smell fuck by smellfucker December 2, 2010

smelly fuckin hippies 

hippies are a disease. they like to sit in a circle called hippie circles these are a great threat to mankind. they like to spread disease which is formed from lack of washing facilities were thet stay. they also spread aids and hippies need to be culled. all hippies smell like shit!
that smelly fucking hippie circle nearly gave me aids from all the disease around them.

smelly fuckin hippies 

Fuck Darwin in the eye!

oi oi oi oi

FUCK OFF and fucking die!

oi oi oi oi

your caring is killing us

we'd all be better if you just didn't exist!

you just want to feel good about yourself

your kind of caring is killing us all

all for your little pet project

all so you can feel good about yourself

it's all about you

you you you

you you you

YOU SMELLY HIPPIES!
smelly fuckin hippies

smelly fuckin hippies

smelly fuckin hippies

die!

smelly fucker 

A person who smells like a singed asshole
you stinky smelly fucker or "hey have you seen mark, he's a smelly fucker today."
smelly fucker by fakenname April 16, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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