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smell my face 

Heroically coined by morning jock Elliot Segal on DC101 as a t-shirt design. it means absolutely nothing except when you say it, you gotta say it like white trash. it also makes a great insult when you can't think of anything to say.
Say i was going to the White House but couldn't figure out which tux I'd want to wear. Then i'd probably just put on my "Smell My Face" t-shirt and some jeans i wore the day before
smell my face by the legendary 9 September 5, 2005
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Smell My Face 

After performing oral sex on a female, the shouting of "Smell My Face" is permissable... Similar to the smelling of fingers after finger fucking; derived from rednecks post cunnilingus
Jimbo: Billy-Bob just ate out your sister.
Billy-Bob: Smell My Face.
Smell My Face by Smell My Face July 23, 2008

smell my face 

In the old days when we were young we used to use the phrase. Smell my fingers which in that time would prove that you made it to second base with a girl. Now a days they use smell my face to prove you made it to third base. This in a nutshell means that the male had oral sex with the female.
I had a great time with my girlfriend last nite Jim here Smell my Face!
smell my face by richardc May 30, 2006

smell up in my face 

A term that is most commonly used on the streets and Maury. Meaning: Get up in my business.
Oh, no you didn't just smell up in my face!

That bitch just went and smelled up in my face, yo.
smell up in my face by Sha Grif Grif September 25, 2003

spell your name on my face 

When a girl is sitting on someone’s face and she spells her name with her hips while being eaten out
him : “When we fuck i want you to spell your name on my face.”
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