Smelcom 

The scent that Malcom leaves behind when he walks out your office.

Man can you smell that smelcom? Someone get the air freshener.

Smelcom by Bob the Destructor September 30, 2004

smellcome 

Smellcome is another word defining welcome, said mischievously. It is usually combined with the word you're, and said in the phrase "You're Smellcome!"

Man 1: Hey George thanks for the advice.

Man 2: No problem, you're smellcome!

man 3: ^_^

smellcome by JorgeYeh September 13, 2008

smelcohol 

intoxicatingly good smell, such as perfume or cologne.

My girlfriend just bought me some hardcore smelcohol.

I just farted man, you better get some smelcohol up here and quick!

smelcohol by tmarv October 19, 2009

SWELCOME 

SWEET AND WELCOME

YOU ARE SWELCOME FOR THE ROSES!

SWELCOME by FREDERICK SUSANNE August 6, 2017

Welcome Shmelcome. 

The Absolute Best Way To Say ' Your Welcome '
Its What ALL The Cool Kids Are Saying Now A Dayz.
If You're Having Trouble Fitting In, Just Use It And Your Gaurenteed Popularity!

Terry : Jen, I like your new shoes.

Jen : Thanks Shanks.

Terry : Welcome Shmelcome. ;)

Jen : So uhh.. Terry wanna be part of our clique?

Terry : FOR SURE >:D

Welcome Shmelcome. by Turrr. January 4, 2009

You-Smellcome 

A clever way to reply to Stank-you-very-much. Can be used as a comeback insult.

Woman1- Your such a dumb-ass

Woman 2- Stank-you-very-much Woman 1.

Woman1- You-smellcome dumb-ass.

You-Smellcome by thtswathsesaid09 August 8, 2009

swelcome 

means welcome in the muffin langauge

chica uno: oh thanks muff.
chica dos: your swelcome puff

swelcome by Mina aka Puff October 23, 2005