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The scent that Malcom leaves behind when he walks out your office.
Man can you smell that smelcom? Someone get the air freshener.
Smelcom by Bob the Destructor September 30, 2004
Words you can keep

smellcome 

Smellcome is another word defining welcome, said mischievously. It is usually combined with the word you're, and said in the phrase "You're Smellcome!"
Man 1: Hey George thanks for the advice.

Man 2: No problem, you're smellcome!

man 3: ^_^
smellcome by JorgeYeh September 13, 2008

smelcohol 

intoxicatingly good smell, such as perfume or cologne.
My girlfriend just bought me some hardcore smelcohol.

I just farted man, you better get some smelcohol up here and quick!
smelcohol by tmarv October 19, 2009

SWELCOME 

YOU ARE SWELCOME FOR THE ROSES!
SWELCOME by FREDERICK SUSANNE August 6, 2017

Welcome Shmelcome. 

The Absolute Best Way To Say ' Your Welcome '
Its What ALL The Cool Kids Are Saying Now A Dayz.
If You're Having Trouble Fitting In, Just Use It And Your Gaurenteed Popularity!
Terry : Jen, I like your new shoes.

Jen : Thanks Shanks.

Terry : Welcome Shmelcome. ;)

Jen : So uhh.. Terry wanna be part of our clique?

Terry : FOR SURE >:D
Welcome Shmelcome. by Turrr. January 4, 2009

You-Smellcome 

A clever way to reply to Stank-you-very-much. Can be used as a comeback insult.
Woman1- Your such a dumb-ass

Woman 2- Stank-you-very-much Woman 1.

Woman1- You-smellcome dumb-ass.

swelcome 

means welcome in the muffin langauge
chica uno: oh thanks muff.
chica dos: your swelcome puff
swelcome by Mina aka Puff October 23, 2005
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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