Approaching an unsuspecting person from behind and grasping their face, near the edges of the mouth, and pulling back/stretching the person’s lips for several seconds to make their face look hilarious to anyone seeing them from the front. The puller yells “smeeeef!” During the act to attract attention and maximum
Viewership.
Viewership.
*grabs friend’s face*
“Smeeeeeeeef!”
Oh shit, dude. You got smeefed so bad! Your lips look really chapped now!
“Smeeeeeeeef!”
Oh shit, dude. You got smeefed so bad! Your lips look really chapped now!
by Wallyballysally March 25, 2019
Smeef :verb:
The male equivalent to a queef; a burst of air that escapes from the tip of the penis unexpectedly; usually at the most inconvenient and awkward moments.
The male equivalent to a queef; a burst of air that escapes from the tip of the penis unexpectedly; usually at the most inconvenient and awkward moments.
“Oh no! Did you just smeef?”
“ Just as she started getting handsy, I smeefed and ruined the moment.”
“ If you queef, I’ll Smeef baby”
“ Just as she started getting handsy, I smeefed and ruined the moment.”
“ If you queef, I’ll Smeef baby”
by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023
by Tree-Line February 27, 2013
A word that means absolutely nothing but is fun to say, usually referring to another person or friend.
It is also what a smurf's queef is called.
It is also what a smurf's queef is called.
by buttsnstuff November 01, 2016
by cheggdown September 27, 2019
NOUN:
1. A nonsense word that just sounds funny
a. A pet's name
b. A modern name for a child
c. A Tourette's syndrome outburst.
2. A common misspelling of Captain Hook's sidekick
ACRONYM:
1:Strategy for Managing the Environmental Effects of Fishing
2.Society of Manufacturing Engineers Education Foundation:
INTERNET:
1: smeefsmeef: Tyler Robert Oxley's internet username for everything.
2: smeefypedia: Smeef's club started in 2007
1. A nonsense word that just sounds funny
a. A pet's name
b. A modern name for a child
c. A Tourette's syndrome outburst.
2. A common misspelling of Captain Hook's sidekick
ACRONYM:
1:Strategy for Managing the Environmental Effects of Fishing
2.Society of Manufacturing Engineers Education Foundation:
INTERNET:
1: smeefsmeef: Tyler Robert Oxley's internet username for everything.
2: smeefypedia: Smeef's club started in 2007
NOUN:
1a: "sit, Smeef, sit. Good dog."
1b: My child's name? "Smeef."
1c: What time do I work ... SMEEF! ... tomorrow? ... ... Smeef!!!
2: (From the 1953 Disney movie, "Peter Pan") Peter Pan: For the last time, Mr. Smeef, take the princess back to her people!
ACRONYM:
1. www.fish.govt.nz/en-nz/Publications/Historical+Documents/Environment+and+Sustainability+Archive/SMEEF/default.htm
2. google SMEEF
INTERNET: (google these)
1: smeefsmeef youtube
smeefsmeef twitter
smeefsmeef myspace
2: smeef wetpaint
1a: "sit, Smeef, sit. Good dog."
1b: My child's name? "Smeef."
1c: What time do I work ... SMEEF! ... tomorrow? ... ... Smeef!!!
2: (From the 1953 Disney movie, "Peter Pan") Peter Pan: For the last time, Mr. Smeef, take the princess back to her people!
ACRONYM:
1. www.fish.govt.nz/en-nz/Publications/Historical+Documents/Environment+and+Sustainability+Archive/SMEEF/default.htm
2. google SMEEF
INTERNET: (google these)
1: smeefsmeef youtube
smeefsmeef twitter
smeefsmeef myspace
2: smeef wetpaint
by Orangesmeefminky October 18, 2010
by Harry Ballzonya June 06, 2006