Approaching an unsuspecting person from behind and grasping their face, near the edges of the mouth, and pulling back/stretching the person’s lips for several seconds to make their face look hilarious to anyone seeing them from the front. The puller yells “smeeeef!” During the act to attract attention and maximum
Viewership.
Viewership.
*grabs friend’s face*
“Smeeeeeeeef!”
Oh shit, dude. You got smeefed so bad! Your lips look really chapped now!
“Smeeeeeeeef!”
Oh shit, dude. You got smeefed so bad! Your lips look really chapped now!
by Wallyballysally March 24, 2019
Get the Smeefmug. Smeef :verb:
The male equivalent to a queef; a burst of air that escapes from the tip of the penis unexpectedly; usually at the most inconvenient and awkward moments.
The male equivalent to a queef; a burst of air that escapes from the tip of the penis unexpectedly; usually at the most inconvenient and awkward moments.
“Oh no! Did you just smeef?”
“ Just as she started getting handsy, I smeefed and ruined the moment.”
“ If you queef, I’ll Smeef baby”
“ Just as she started getting handsy, I smeefed and ruined the moment.”
“ If you queef, I’ll Smeef baby”
by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023
Get the Smeefmug. by Tree-Line February 26, 2013
Get the Smeefmug. A word that means absolutely nothing but is fun to say, usually referring to another person or friend.
It is also what a smurf's queef is called.
It is also what a smurf's queef is called.
by buttsnstuff November 1, 2016
Get the Smeefmug. by cheggdown September 27, 2019
Get the smeefedmug. NOUN:
1. A nonsense word that just sounds funny
a. A pet's name
b. A modern name for a child
c. A Tourette's syndrome outburst.
2. A common misspelling of Captain Hook's sidekick
ACRONYM:
1:Strategy for Managing the Environmental Effects of Fishing
2.Society of Manufacturing Engineers Education Foundation:
INTERNET:
1: smeefsmeef: Tyler Robert Oxley's internet username for everything.
2: smeefypedia: Smeef's club started in 2007
1. A nonsense word that just sounds funny
a. A pet's name
b. A modern name for a child
c. A Tourette's syndrome outburst.
2. A common misspelling of Captain Hook's sidekick
ACRONYM:
1:Strategy for Managing the Environmental Effects of Fishing
2.Society of Manufacturing Engineers Education Foundation:
INTERNET:
1: smeefsmeef: Tyler Robert Oxley's internet username for everything.
2: smeefypedia: Smeef's club started in 2007
NOUN:
1a: "sit, Smeef, sit. Good dog."
1b: My child's name? "Smeef."
1c: What time do I work ... SMEEF! ... tomorrow? ... ... Smeef!!!
2: (From the 1953 Disney movie, "Peter Pan") Peter Pan: For the last time, Mr. Smeef, take the princess back to her people!
ACRONYM:
1. www.fish.govt.nz/en-nz/Publications/Historical+Documents/Environment+and+Sustainability+Archive/SMEEF/default.htm
2. google SMEEF
INTERNET: (google these)
1: smeefsmeef youtube
smeefsmeef twitter
smeefsmeef myspace
2: smeef wetpaint
1a: "sit, Smeef, sit. Good dog."
1b: My child's name? "Smeef."
1c: What time do I work ... SMEEF! ... tomorrow? ... ... Smeef!!!
2: (From the 1953 Disney movie, "Peter Pan") Peter Pan: For the last time, Mr. Smeef, take the princess back to her people!
ACRONYM:
1. www.fish.govt.nz/en-nz/Publications/Historical+Documents/Environment+and+Sustainability+Archive/SMEEF/default.htm
2. google SMEEF
INTERNET: (google these)
1: smeefsmeef youtube
smeefsmeef twitter
smeefsmeef myspace
2: smeef wetpaint
by Orangesmeefminky October 20, 2010
Get the smeefmug. by Harry Ballzonya June 11, 2006
Get the smeefmug.