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A smeager is the small portion on a fly's mouth which extends to eat food. If poked on the human skin it make leave tiny teeth marks.
Oh man, look at the fly on my burger...EW his smeager just touched it.
smeager by T-Jayzel June 20, 2004
Related Words

Smegger Jenga 

Like a traditional game of jenga , but using the helmet ,
before putting your block back on top , you insert it down the helmet pipe and then put it back on top.
Charlie : Hey lets play jenga
Tom: NO! Lets play smegger jenga!
Charlie : im smeg filled!
Tom: Great ! extra smeggyness!
Charlie : Smegger jenga it is !
Smegger Jenga by Char jones March 15, 2011
A swear-word/euphemism used on the TV show Red Dwarf, as an alternative to smeghead. Only used occasionally, and more aggressively than "smeghead", its range of use seems to be equivalent to fucker.
Let's get out there and nuke the smeggers!

Did you steal my breakfast? You total smegger!
smegger by Andy April 19, 2004

Smeggery 

the peak of when shit goes wrong, the absoloute utmost of unfortunate events leading up to this one moment of utter cheesey horrifying stinking pile of yellow penile fungal matter found developing under the foreskin of a mans genitals

¬or it can also mean a building or area soleley dedicated to the production or manufacturing of smegma
eg - jacobs bedroom
jabcob: hai mam i need 2 shower
jacobs mum: OMG!!! your room is a smeggery
jabcob: sowee mam my peepee smell
Smeggery by ballchedder November 30, 2020
someone who was born or lives in any country in the South East Asian region
Nathan: "Are you a SEAgger?"
Rusdi: "Yes, Indonesia, born and raised"
SEAgger by rotiolempuyangan April 10, 2023

Sweagger 

A sweater that is percieved as having swag. Combination of Sweater and Swagger.
Dude, where did you get that awesome sweagger.

You look great in that sweagger.
Sweagger by swaggmasterfelipe January 11, 2012