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A smeager is the small portion on a fly's mouth which extends to eat food. If poked on the human skin it make leave tiny teeth marks.
Oh man, look at the fly on my burger...EW his smeager just touched it.
smeager by T-Jayzel June 20, 2004
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Smegger Jenga 

Like a traditional game of jenga , but using the helmet ,
before putting your block back on top , you insert it down the helmet pipe and then put it back on top.
Charlie : Hey lets play jenga
Tom: NO! Lets play smegger jenga!
Charlie : im smeg filled!
Tom: Great ! extra smeggyness!
Charlie : Smegger jenga it is !
Smegger Jenga by Char jones March 15, 2011
A swear-word/euphemism used on the TV show Red Dwarf, as an alternative to smeghead. Only used occasionally, and more aggressively than "smeghead", its range of use seems to be equivalent to fucker.
Let's get out there and nuke the smeggers!

Did you steal my breakfast? You total smegger!
smegger by Andy April 19, 2004

Smeggery 

the peak of when shit goes wrong, the absoloute utmost of unfortunate events leading up to this one moment of utter cheesey horrifying stinking pile of yellow penile fungal matter found developing under the foreskin of a mans genitals

¬or it can also mean a building or area soleley dedicated to the production or manufacturing of smegma
eg - jacobs bedroom
jabcob: hai mam i need 2 shower
jacobs mum: OMG!!! your room is a smeggery
jabcob: sowee mam my peepee smell
Smeggery by ballchedder November 30, 2020
someone who was born or lives in any country in the South East Asian region
Nathan: "Are you a SEAgger?"
Rusdi: "Yes, Indonesia, born and raised"
SEAgger by rotiolempuyangan April 10, 2023

Sweagger 

A sweater that is percieved as having swag. Combination of Sweater and Swagger.
Dude, where did you get that awesome sweagger.

You look great in that sweagger.
Sweagger by swaggmasterfelipe January 11, 2012
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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