Smashed Av

The taste of a clean dick having the same taste and texture of an avocado.

Jess: How was your date last night? Any action?

Sarah: Yeah, he had the smoothest Smashed Av!

by DrewisinsideofDomandNathan July 3, 2021

smashedable

The opposite of "smashable". Where you are attracted to a real or fictional character because you want to be absolutely fucking dominated by said character.

Name1: "Yo, you know Asgore from Undertale?"
Name2: "Yeah."
Name1: "He's so smashedable."
Name2: "Y'know, I can see it!"

by LazyGamer7224 July 19, 2025