Smash n dash

To have sex with a girl and then leave her and act like you never met her.

aye nigga, im finna pull a smash n dash on this bitch right here.

Smash n dash by Skr8 Savage May 31, 2016

Smash-n-dash

The act of having sex and then leaving with no strings attached. A one-night stand.

'Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?'
'Nah, it was a smash-n-dash.'

Smash-n-dash by D. Bougs August 28, 2006

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Slash N’ Dash

When some ass at the eBay Global Warehouse in Kentucky cuts through your package with a box cutter before repacking it for international shipping.

Mark: Hey I heard you got that old iPod from the US delivered today!

Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.

Slash N’ Dash by DankPods February 21, 2020

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Slash N’ Dash

When someone breaks into your car using a demolition saw to take your radio.

Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash N’ Dash on my truck.

Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.

Slash N’ Dash by TheRealClarence October 29, 2020

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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