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smash thumb 

The condition when the left thumb becomes irritated after playing to many games of super smash bros on n64. Three starts in a row at 11 stock is the number of games where smash thumb sets in, as noted by a Cumberland, RI doctor's son. Especially evident in players who push up to jump instead of using the 'c' buttons. Does not happen with ssbm or ssbb because of the less abrasive gamecube and wii joysticks. Some gay kids use batting gloves to help avoid smash thumb.
Booty and Big Gay Al could not be defeated by the team of LG and Snots because Snots starting bitching about smash thumb so Bird Man had to play, but no one was going to beat that damn incumbent team with kirby out there, not without G-Rod anyway.
smash thumb by Gano 415 May 20, 2009
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Smash Thumb 

When your thumb becomes swollen for days from playing so much Super Smash Brothers with the boys
“Dude my thumb is sore as fuck from playing smash brothers last night
“Ah yes, good ole Smash Thumb....give it a few days, it’ll heal
Smash Thumb by CHIKONEY January 18, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016