Smas-hole 

Smug Asshole: Making other feel less as a person based on their lack of owning a Prius. To be a complete and utter douche bag.

Man 1: Hey man hows it going?

Man 2(smas-hole): Really? How's it going?!?! Well, my body fat is at 5%, my girlfriend is smokin hot and I just got a new tat on my shoulder- it's a lone wolf! So yeah, I'm good man.

Man 1: What a smas-hole!

Smas-hole by TeamHotMess January 13, 2015

Smashole 

A substitute word for calling someone a pussy/ an actual vagina.

Mark was being such a smashole; he didn't talk to any girls at the party and got his ass beat.

Her smashole was so beat I had no choice except to leave immediately.

Smashole by Dr. Snicklefritz November 2, 2010

SMASHole 

SMASHole

A SMASHole is someone who (S)pends (M)ore to (A)void (SH)ipping costs

This SMASHole added a $75 custom carrying case to their cart to avoid paying $7 in shipping. They were buying a wallet!!!

It’s SMASHole Math to spend more to avoid shipping fees.

SMASHole by Admitted SMASHole November 7, 2024