smartled 

Startled feeling you get when you pull in a parking space and find a Smart car or mini car hiding there.

Matt started to pull into the parking space, but got smartled 'cause a Honda Fit was already there!

smartled by LauraGay July 23, 2013

Smartied 

To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.

Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.

Smartied by Meighan22 January 30, 2009

Shartled 

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

Shartled by Markalept October 22, 2009

startled moose

When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.

Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.

startled moose by hotdogthief February 19, 2008

smarted 

To have or cause a pain, normally sharp stinging pain

I banged my ankle on my computer. It smarted a little.

smarted by Casa Dilla June 20, 2008

Snartled 

When someone snores soooooo f.....ng loud they wake themselves up not knowing what has happened!

Michael told me that he was snoring sooooooo loud this morning that it startled him and he woke up! He couldn't believe he Snartled!!

Snartled by rene bootmaker March 4, 2013

Smargledanger 

While playing cards against humanity, after playing a card, you then draw what would have been the perfect card for that hand. (smar-gull-dang-er)

“Ah crap! I just drew a Smargledanger!!”

Smargledanger by Kg114 February 18, 2018