Smalls Disease

Smalls disease occours when a person is pasty white with red hair and knows he can't get laid so he sits home every day amd jerks off 21 times a week. The symptoms are a small penis, low sperm count, pasty white skin, and being over 6 feet. If u have smalls diease ether find a horny ugly chick to get laid at least once or you screwed to a life in front of computer with your fist in your pants

Hey kev. Brendon has pasty skin, red hair, and a small wang. Dude hes also always home SHIT KEV i think Brendon has smalls diease we gotta find him an ugly chick and fast

Smalls Disease by Kris February 13, 2005

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Smalls Disease

A person that masterbates 21 or more times a week. A person with smalls disease is usually over 6 feet tall and have the first name brendan, once you have this disease there is no turning back. Symptoms include; small dick, increase in height, and red har. If symptoms occur seek help immediately

Brendan i didn't know you had smalls disease, that is sick, go away.

Smalls Disease by Kevin February 10, 2005

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smalls disease

When a person says they are going to stop masterbating becasue they think its a chore, but in actuality they are still masterbating 21 times a week. They just say that so people doint think that they masturbte all the time. Other symptoms include if u live next to a hot girl named Venessa and u dont take advantage of it.

Oh my god kris, brendan will never stop masterbating he just has smalls disease and will always have it, he cant pull a wool over our eyes. PLus he lives next to that hot girl named Vee, man shes awesome

smalls disease by Kevin Devlin March 16, 2005

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small dick disease

When your dick is so small your not sure if your a man or woman.

I can't believe Sam was diagnosed with Small dick disease ! (SDD)

small dick disease by Thecrippletron June 22, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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