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Smallings

A small ting. A person or thing which is of low quality, value and or importance to a comical extent.

Usually applied as an insult. (noun)
"That kid is a smallings"

Oi Smallings, you are a small ting and I am teaching you the ting.
by lstead May 8, 2013
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Smalding

Sliker is smalding
by lilchumpp July 27, 2019
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Kushner shit smelling face

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.
The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020
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Smelling the Syrup

Something done by people who should kill themselves
You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass nigga. You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life - your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat, blowing a dick daily.

Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW!

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trap bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%.
by Bernie Gores February 26, 2022
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Smashings

A show of affection.Given by touch or implied by speaking the word.
I looked at my girl and said SMASHINGS...because I want to grab her and break her apart cuz I love her so much.
by 93 yourcultleader93 July 25, 2020
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bathroom stalling

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.
Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"
by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010
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duke smellington

A bowel movement that is turgid and will not break down during the initial flush. The duke lingers in the toilet bowl unbeknownst to the flusher, leaving a pungent odor that occupies the entire bathroom and possibly spreads to other rooms if not discovered in time.
The afterbirth of Dave's unattended duke smellington choked my senses.
by laugh n slap March 2, 2011
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